june 16 in idea barrages

A classy BBC remake of “Bridesmaids” called “Bridesmaid Revisited”.

The “Father and Son” scene in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 helped me finally realize that a lot of Flaming Lips songs are basically Cat Stevens songs on acid. I mean “Fight Test” basically IS “Father and Son” filtered through decades of neo-psychedelia.

I just learned there is a basketball player named Spencer Dinwiddie but “Dinwiddie!” just sounds like something rich people on yachts yell when they see a light out on another yacht and then everyone else on their yacht owes them a bottle of champagne for calling it first.

I have come to regard my lower back pain in the manner a person without the money to get a better car regards the check engine light. Yes, yes, I know this is a thing, there’s nothing to be done about it at this point, why are you even on, light?

Playing fetch with a mustard bottle is just one of the many joys of owning a Gulden’s Retriever.

It’s weird to hear “uncertainty about the future” reported as a political complaint on the news. I don’t care who is in charge, no matter how good or bad, competent or corrupt, that’s a feature of the human condition. No leader or form of government can negate that.

I love how 1776 the Musical has become the “we have McDonald’s at home” of seeing Hamilton.

Now that we the plebs have caught onto sea salt, the rich are going to have to invent air salt so they have something new to lord over us peasants.