june 10 in idea barrages

Many of the things we think we know about Harland Sanders are wild exaggerations but most do contain a colonel of truth.

A series of urban legends about a cursed soupmaker roaming the streets at night looking for human stock called The Brothman Prophecies.

Dave Bautista looks like the Hulk form of Phil Collins and you will now never unsee this truth.

Once you’ve seen an After picture from a tanning salon, everything else pales in comparison.

The first recipe in your Golden Girls cookbook will, of course, be the breakfast staple Huevos Blancheros.

I am honestly surprised that Heinz hasn’t tried to go viral by throwing together 12 new flavours for Valentines so that it can be “Heinz 69”. It wouldn’t be as stupid as Dunkin Donuts becoming Dunkin.

A children’s show about conspiracy theories called “Bob The Bilderberger”.

Wizard MacDonalds is pretty disappointing. The snake machine is almost always broken.