june 6 in idea barrages

The wookie god of wine is named Chewbacchus.

She could’ve been the most successful deodorant in the world, if only she only would apply herself.

If even Jesus Christ allowed Himself a break for a massage from time to time, a being many believe invested with the literal Power of God, certainly you deserve some time off to recharge as well. Now and again. From time to time.

I mean, eventually were going to get porno parodies of Vat19 called “Vat69”. It won’t be MY thing but it seems inevitable.

“French Roast French Toast” is too good a phrase than to not do something with it, I’m just not the guy to make it happen. At BEST, I can do an okay red sauce.

-15 Fahrenheit is, like, “proving” weather. If someone’s willing to leave their house to see you or do something for you in this weather, you might as well marry them. Ain’t no one in the world gonna be more loyal to you than that.

Like, the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos version of Hungry Jack Biscuits and they’re called Angry Jack.

It’s weird that people keep asking “when are we going to be sick of superhero movies?” when, like, we absolutely should be thirty times more exhausted with zombie apocalypse fiction but THAT just keeps getting pumped out.