may 29 in idea barrages

Okay, PENNYWORTH exists, sure, but where’s the grim and gritty prequel about the butler on THE FRESH PRINCE? Like he was Mi5 and had so much blood on his hands, The Crown had to hide him on the other side of the world, or something.

A weirdly sexy, terrifyingly powerful female half-orc half-fairy NPC in your D&D game named “Bj’Ork”. How her conception was even physically accomplished will never be broached. No one wants to know.

The event that kicks off the plot of a porno, like “the cable guy has arrived while you’re showering”, that’s what they in the biz call The Exciting Incident.

It was hard for him to tell the clientele that the leather bar was bankrupt and going to have to close. He hated being the bear of bad news.

If only we weren’t so prudish, there could be some great costumes where a woman dresses up as a rad octopus with her jubblies as the eyes. Thanks a lot, Fundamentalist Protestant Settlers 400 years ago!

There are two wolves inside me. One is Robin Williams’ character from THE FISHER KING. The other is Jeff Bridges’ character from THE FISHER KING. That’s it. That’s the internal dialogue.

LESS BODY ARMOUR, MORE BODY AMOUR

The Bed and The Bath sold well enough but, like Icarus reaching waxen wings toward the hot hot heat of the sun, they tried selling The Beyond and God smote them into bankruptcy for their hubris. Ya gotta know your lane.