may 25 in idea barrages

A circus game called “Whaucamole” where the players have to try and smash rising and falling avocados with mallets and if they score high enough, they win guacamole. You, as the operator, get both the quarters AND the un-won guac to sell. DOUBLE PROFIT.

A parody of the They Might Be Giants song “Dr. Worm” about the later Dune books called “God-Emperor Worm”.

In some pictures, H.P. Lovecraft and Mark Zuckerberg look reeeeeeeally similar and, perhaps, this tells us something about the facebook.

With His training in carpentry, when Mary told Him to make His bed, He REALLY made His bed!

When Batman’s parents were bleeding out, were those technically Fountains of Wayne?

If we ever get another talking-vagina movie, another CHATTERBOX or whatnot, I hope it’s called DRAMATIC ENTRANCE.

You can refer to the contusions the Three Stooges rain down on each other as your “Lovely Larry Lumps”. No one is stopping you.

You know what would be both a good pun AND a gross way for rich people to show off how rich they are? “Couples’ Dressage”. Tandem horse millionaire stuff.