may 17 in idea barrages

Maybe fundamentalists would be more comfortable with sex ed if he went by his full name, Sexual Edward.

If you’re going to make a sitcom about how insane homeowner’s associations are, why not call it LAWN ORDER: HOA?

An outdoor comedy show at Utica’s Oneida Square called KIDDING ON THE SQUARE.

This whole “super-late winter that’s just a string of ugly ice storms then quick melts then ugly ice storms” is like the worst of all worlds for winter. No classic Christmas vibes, no money to small business dependent on winter sports, all the hassle and inconvenience!

If you tear up half a city to put in more parking, what is left to want to park there FOR?

“Was that pun intended?” “It was totally punintentional.”

The most toxic thing about our culture, at least economically, is the empty outcome-based definition we’re given for “success”. It’s never about what we make/learn/love/teach, it’s always “how many financial credits/fans”. It’s a horizon that keeps receding the further you go.

A soda fountain shop called Sodalicious and your catchphase is “Sodalicious! It’s… Sodalicious!” Its heathen Midwestern cousin company will be called Popular.