may 13 in idea barrages

A shirt with a drawing of a drill on it and the phrase “Ceci n’est pas une perceuse”.

Honestly, Chatbots probably can’t make popular comedy worse than popular comedy is doing right now. IF PRICE OF COMMON ITEM GOES UP, THEN JOKE ABOUT TRADING COMMON ITEM FOR LUXURY GOOD. HA. HA. HA. Jeebie Creebies.

Someone who goes around gathering information for quests by pretending to be a tavern reviewer and it’s called DUNGEONS DRAGONS AND DIVES.

Bedrock’s prominent conspiracy theorist Oliver Stonestone and his “Second Giant Wooden Club Theory”.

She had to try to learn some Spanish for her job. It wasn’t a mere hobby, it was a true hablagation.

Don’t complain when you see someone shoveling snow in their summer clothes, just be happy someone’s shoveling. Any jorts in a storm and all that.

Student Loan Forgiveness is a good start but I’m gonna go further. I’m declaring a Limited Plenary Amnesty for all humanity. Anything you feel guilty for, if you’ve done everything you reasonably can to make amends, you’re forgiven, you can let it go. You’re allowed to move on.

If anyone still remembered Seven Mary Three’s brief radio hit “Cumbersome”, I could throw together a great parody about Benedict Cumberbatch.