85 in idea barrages

1.) If you think about it, herpes is a literal love bug.

2.) A sitcom about Hawkeye based on MARTIN would be worth it for the theme song alone. "Baaarton, Baarrton, how y'all been..."

3.) I call it "amateur fan-fiction" you call it "free shipping" it's all the same thing.

4.) I wonder if Glen Close's role in Guardians was actually pitched as Space Hillary Clinton.

5.) Another parody idea where the source and premise would be incompatible: "Do The Bartman" and Bertrand Russell.

6.) Their B-Movie romance was doomed, they were like two ships passing in the day-for-night.

7.) Joss Whedon, I officially dare you to sub-title Avengers 3 "Thanos, The Hands of Fate".

8.) Need to title something "Clusterfunn". Don't know what yet.

9.) Divest yourself of reflex. Reflex is violent, short-sighted and cruel self-defense. Instead stop. Think.

10.) If it's too good to be true, it isn't true. Sadly, these days, if it's too good to be true, it's also viral as hell.