86 in idea barrages

1.) Middle-Earth's Instagram service is called Frodograph.

2.) There's a version of me then there's aversion of me. Then there's aversion of a version of me and vicesy-vee. Language is interesting.

3.) They won't admit that this is a Second Great Depression until there are visible pantry lines.

4.) Seven of Nine's original group never held secrets from each other. They were an earnest Borg nine.

5.) A song that should've been on Star-Lord's Awesome Mix is "Up Up And Away In My Beautiful Badoon".

6.) Bryce Harper is nearing Chipper Jones levels of douchiness. On this trajectory, he'll reach John Rocker levels before he's done.

7.) If I had the power to pitch, I would pitch a heist movie at the San Diego Comic Con called "The Con Job" and I'd be rich.

8.) Look up into the sky tonight and pick a star. Focus on that distant point. That is what our sun looks like to someone. We are that small.