84 in idea barrages

1.) I have a much stronger ability to leave well enough alone than most people I know but... like... that's not always a good thing, I suppose.

2.) Everyone speaks of how social networking is the death of privacy but for me the problem is it can become a 24-7 live feed of what-ifs.

3.) You could probably do a great mash-up of Cyndi Lauper's "I Drove All Night" with "Sweet Child O' Mine" I finally realized.

4.) The major difference between a church service & a fan-convention seems to be that at least congoers admit to reality again come Monday morn.

5.) You could also mash the hell out of Material Girl and Little Red Corvette, if you wanted.

6.) It is not that the brilliant yet crazed see truth in their delusions. It is simply that their delusions can be as complex as the real.

7.) Some say Twitter limits depth of discourse. But if you're overly wordy like me, it forces the practice of terseness.

8.) Your name if you change it after you get married is your altar-ego.

9.) In case you ever have to perform CPR on your drummer, it is important to practice on Percussa-Annie.

10.) It's about a kindly peepshow owner contemplating suicide as Disney threatens to buy out the neighborhood. "Miracle On 42nd Street".

11.) If I were friends with Batman, I would constantly refer to Ace The Bat-Hound as "The Bark Knight" just to mess with him.

12.) It's about a time-traveling rabbit. It's called Quantum Lepus.

13.) A truly culturally incoherent parody song would be to the tune of "Moon Shadow" and about the old teevee show The White Shadow.

14.) Regrets. I've got a few. But then again. The concept of "few" is completely relative.