83 in idea barrages

1.) I like to believe that peaches filmed a horror movie about the threat of being turned into preserves called JARS.

2.) Trying to let go of the search for the moment where it all went wrong and move forward. But you have to understand, it is so seductive, wanting to deconstruct myself for an answer because... man... there were a couple of times there, it really felt like it was gonna all work out. I am listening to Neil Young and lingering on thoughts of wanting to meet Tiresias and Gilgamesh, wanting to shake their hands. As you do. Friday I fly out to L.A. to help my brother with some things for a few weeks & maybe get my head together while I'm at it.

3.) The next big surgery in baseball is going to be Papa Johns surgery. It will replace odd political stances with delicious garlic butter.

4.) Hipster Mercury is always in retrograde.

5.) Every day in every way Bieber looks more and more like a 19 year old girl dressing as Vanilla Ice for Halloween.

6.) Meeting the audience half-way is a virtue. Walking all the way into the living room to feed them your idea pureed with a spoon is a vice.

7.) You know what I respect? Ugly babies and ugly cats. They have to WORK for what they got.

8.) In the land of the mad or the land of the sane, the merely neurotic is screwed either way and the difference is negligible.

9.) Horrible nightmares of a post-apocalyptic landscape of fighting and madness and death. Mad Max crap except even less order, no "teams" no "gangs" just unmoored survivors accelerating the long-term collapse with crazed violent greedy attempts to survive in the short-term. As the kindly people fell, the fall of their collective effects only sped up the dance to firey extinction. I really hate sleeping, you guys.

10.) The most hardcore last-words, however, would be "Hey. Wanna see a dead body?"

11.) The levels in "Super Fraternity Brothers" are brocedurally generated.

12.) Another fun one would be to go on Jeopardy, buzz in and guess "Who is Jesus?" every single time. Act deadly serious about it.

13.) The ultimate Scientologist show, though, would be called "My Name Is Terl".

14.) More like Boyz II Middle Aged at this point.