end of July barrage in idea barrages

1.) You can't prove that "Panama" and "Round And Round" aren't actually the same song.

2.) Reworking ALTERED BEAST as a rhythm game called ALTERED BEATS seems like a great way to cash in on the irony-nostalgia market.

3.) It's a sexed-up Netflix adaptation of Oliver Twist. It's called PORRIDGE IS THE NEW BLACK.

4.) The only thing separating "BJ's Wholesale" from being the worst store name of all time is one solitary silent W.

5.) A bridal party and a bridle party are two very very different things... usually.

6.) No no, Gertrude Stein reanimated the dead. Technically, you would call it Gertrude Stein's monster.

7.) "The crown prince Carl Lewis Carrol Channing Tatum" would be a fun split personality.

8.) a corpse is a corpse of course of course & no one can talk to a corpse of course that is of course unless the corpse is the famous walking dead