82 in idea barrages

1.) Pac-Man died for our sins 3 times a quarter every night in neon cathedrals until we all decided it was a rite fit only for our living rooms.

2.) We turn those we oppress into the underdogs we thought we were & the prophecies will adjust accordingly. The fates are transferable.

3.) Change your lead's name to Self Insert. Change the love interest's name to Plot Contrivance. Does it now read as comedy? If not, proceed.

4.) Before time traveling, remember: if you kill Hitler as a baby, the Nazis get lead by a more competent monster. Leave it be.

5.) Whenever near trendy bars where they put out chalkboard signs to look retro, carry wet-wipes and chalk to sew the seeds of discord.

6.) A Greek chorus of crickets sing out their narration of my life on a cool August night. All sorts of reminders, good and bad.

7.) How soon before someone whips up a Guardians themed Goat Simulator parody called "Groot Simulator"?

8.) How did it take me this long to realize that the magic in She-Ra's transformation looks like a shower of wiggly sperms? I disappoint me.

9.) LEO: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. VIRGO: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. PISCES: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. ARES: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. TAURUS: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. CANCER: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. GEMINI: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone. SCORPIO: A series of vague statements that could apply to nearly anyone.

10.) If you live long enough, you will see every well-intentioned ideal turned into a marketing catchphrase.

11.) If Jim Morrison hadn't been handsome mysterious and had a band, his words would've been laughed out of a freshman English class.

12.) Anyone who says they can do good work in one draft is either lying or doing terrible work.

13.) I don't want to name a band The Contrarians.

14.) Martian Manhunter asks Batman where Superman is. Batman responds "In Diana, J'onzz."

15.) "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" is known as Newton's Turd Law.