ap29 in idea barrages

Sometimes I wanna have a tiny shred of faith in the film industry, that they’ll eventually stop going with the 1st stupid idea that came to mind, but then I see that they turned the “M” in SCREAM into the Roman numerals “VI”. C’mon. At least ATTEMPT a 2nd idea.

Archie Andrews had his mind shattered by his time serving in WW2, the horrors he saw, he could never return to Riverdale, that joy could only ring hollow. He took a new last name after where he spent much of the war, “Bunker”, moved to Queens and became a racist cabbie.

If your arch-enemy is named Kenneth, feel free to call your blade “The Ken Opener”.

If you’re going to get high in bed, you’re going to need to invest in a good dubet cover.

One’s a porn star. One’s a private detective. They use their combined skills to solve the crimes of the San Fernando Valley. If you need discreet help, go to Canoga Park and knock on the door of FUCKAROUND & FINDOUT.

We need an economy that’s about actually making and improving things, not just shuffling papers to steal semi-imaginary credits from each other without getting arrested. I’m just a writer, I don’t know how one makes that, but I know enough to know we need that.

A Bowie parody about all the fairy tales that involve pumpkins called “Velvet Gourdmine”.

If you get to name a street, name it Misen Place, it’ll make any chefs that drive through really really happy.