723 in idea barrages

  • July 23, 2014, 10:50 p.m.
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1.) Oh there's a ten in the MORNING now? How nice for you.

2.) My favourite progressive gangsta rap group is definitely Death Row Tull.

3.) We feed our Cthulhu only the best Tendril Vittles.

4.) Kung-fu is a rad martial art but daikon-do is the radish.

5.) I'll probably never do a youtube/Blip bad movies review show but if I ever do, I'm calling it "Legends of the Fail".

6.) If you think about it, EVERY Super Bowl halftime show has starred Up With Corporations.

7.) It's a damn shame Tom Petty and Johnny Cash never toured together because those posters just write themselves.

8.) I'm so Little Falls I assumed Twin Peaks was a documentary.

9.) Whenever I see publicity stills of ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, I briefly think it's from some distaff Ghostbusters remake. Which would be cool.

10.) People shouldn't hate on Obama & Cuomo for being mixed ethnicity & Italian, they should hate on 'em for pandering to conservatives too much.


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