725 in idea barrages

1.) I want there to be Pokemon Young Earth Creationists and Old Earth Creationists, opposed to Pokemon evolution in different strange ways.

2.) If forced to choose a favourite locust rap song, I would have to go with "Crop Killa".

3.) The world's most boring video game ever would be SONIC THE HEDGEFUND.

4.) Naming your film "LUCY" guarantees a downpour of film reviews with awful plays on "I Love Lucy!" in them & you should feel bad.

5.) Bondage pornography is all about showing restraint.

6.) Chinese restaurants are inspected by the Department of Health and Hunan Services.

7.) I've got a phonographic memory. It skips a lot.

8.) "Baby, are you a spirograph? Because all I see is curves" would be a pretty solid nerd pick-up line?

9.) National news comes to the area. Local news' big scoop is interviewing the national people. The snake starves on a feast of its own tail.

10.) A series of vignettes where various deities refer to the religious texts they're in as "fan-fiction".