the weakest barrage of all in idea barrages

  • July 22, 2014, 1:54 p.m.
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1.) Look, sometimes get unions get corrupt but it's worth it if it means businesses can't get away with goddamned everything, okay? Jeez.

2.) Is a lack of a strategy better than a bad strategy?

3.) Daisy, it turns out, was the Hal computer's childhood sled.

4.) They really dodged a bullet by naming those home pedicure devices The Ped Egg instead of the Ped-O-File, huh?

5.) Pain is just the feeling of happiness leaving your body.

6.) We're got worm sign! #thirstworldproblems

7.) Look, irony, we didn't need ironic Oreo flavours, okay? If you hadn't gone too far already, goddamned lime Oreos surely did.

8.) e pluribus pabulum


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