719 in idea barrages

1.) No sleep til Brooklyn? Brother, I don't sleep well either way.

2.) You know what I want? A Cards Against Humanity expansion written by Brian Eno. I feel like he'd have interesting things to add.

3.) When you speak of me say "sure, he's not conventionally handsome but he is possessed of an undeniable heathen charm."

4.) Better a sicko than a sycophant.

5.) In a universe where Sherlock Holmes is a real person, what's the phrase, then? "No poop, Poirot?"

6.) Old men at the ham radio fest complaining about government regulation then bragging about their FCC licenses in the same breath.

7.) How would the local news refer to an area rug winning an award? "Area Area Rug Wins Award"?

8.) Names have been changed to protect the dubious concept of innocence.

9.) A kickstarter to raise the money to bribe one's self into the position of poet laureate of North Carolina.