718 in idea barrages

1.) I want an insane level of Fanta product placement in the Fantastic Four reboot. Minutes holding on The Thing just staring lovingly at a can.

2.) A zoo whose billboards proclaim "no credit or debit accepted" might want to buy one less billboard and, like, a credit card reader instead.

3.) We are leaves falling off a tree when we are born and our lives are the time upon twisting winds before we hit the earth.

4.) Press conference where some Tea Party dumbass asked "how will this affect Americans ability to buy AK-47s?" Yeah, Goomer, THAT'S the issue.

5.) The collective singular for fedoras is a douche of fedoras.

6.) I'm not saying that artsy & crazy are the same thing at all, I'm just saying there's a whole lotta Venn in that diagram.

7.) Some art for fame, they're sociopaths. Some art for riches, they're gamblers. You who art because you're no good at anything else, you are my people.

8.) Naming your band "No Refunds/No Exchanges" would sure make ticketing interesting.

9.) To be an ace-in-the-hole, you gotta get stuck in a rut first. That's where I am, maybe.

10.) Nature abhors a vacuum. Cats hate the hell out of vacuums. Therefore, cats must be in charge of nature.

11.) Waking from a fitful sleep. rifling through the contents of the attic as if auguring one's own guts to read the future. weakness of mine.

12.) The band name "Opening Act TBA" would also mess with some heads down the road in a manner I would enjoy.