the weakest barrage of all in idea barrages

1.) Look, sometimes get unions get corrupt but it's worth it if it means businesses can't get away with goddamned everything, okay? Jeez.

2.) Is a lack of a strategy better than a bad strategy?

3.) Daisy, it turns out, was the Hal computer's childhood sled.

4.) They really dodged a bullet by naming those home pedicure devices The Ped Egg instead of the Ped-O-File, huh?

5.) Pain is just the feeling of happiness leaving your body.

6.) We're got worm sign! #thirstworldproblems

7.) Look, irony, we didn't need ironic Oreo flavours, okay? If you hadn't gone too far already, goddamned lime Oreos surely did.

8.) e pluribus pabulum