716 in idea barrages

1.) Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

2.) Working clean is like playing baseball with one hand tied behind your back. Yes, it's possible but it's also half-assed and awkward at best.

3.) The real problem with irony is it always gets referential treatment.

4.) The three most important things in secret government real estate are undisclosed location, undisclosed location, undisclosed location.

5.) The Martians from MARS ATTACKS singing along to that terrible Billy Joel song with the "Cad-ill-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac".

6.) Beneath the smiling veneer of the FDA should be The Shadow FDA that REALLY gets things done.

7.) Don't mistake violence or its threat for strength. Violence is the parlance of cowards. The truly strong forge peace.

8.) It's like steampunk except for what 1950s science fiction thought the future would look like. It's beampunk.