714 in idea barrages

1.) So far ATTACK ON TITAN has taught me that the Japanese see us as giant rampaging smiling monsters that they must become more like to defeat.

2.) Is there anything more delusional than what a Yankee fan on the radio thinks they can get in trade for their C-level prospects?

3.) I cede my bitterness and yield to the whims of my talent and the fates. I found out hopefully not too late that this IS my inside voice!

4.) Advertising your pizza as "hot 'n' ready" seems to only be marketing to the small pizza-sex-fetish market.

5.) And on the pedestal these words appear "my name is Michael Bay/director of awful things/look on my works ye mighty and despair!"

6.) Don't blame the actors for how awful the Star Wars prequels were. They just had a bad motivator.

7.) Whenever you apply a slam on either gender in terms of relationships, try and remember that pretty much all humans are mostly bad at them.

8.) It's a horror movie where Rachel Ray is a serial killer. It's called "Deliver Us From EVOO".

9.) No, love does not conquer all. Entropy conquers all. But that doesn't minimize love's fleeting victories. It only makes them more special.