apr9 in idea barrages

1. Turning the furnace up to 80? That’s just heatinistic.

2. The next morning, after a night of beer-goggles, that’s when you see the truth through the beer-view mirror.

3. A Linkin Park “One Step Closer” parody about the Keebler Elves called “I’m About To Bake”.

4. A parody of George Harrison’s “Wah-Wah” about Jawas.

5. When you think about how many wives the Devil had in The Witches of Eastwick, you start to realize, that’s a real embarrassment of witches.

6. You know what they say “sleep with a night hag, wake up with Crone’s Disease”.

7. Go to the chiropractor and be like “I need a crack everywhere but my butt, I already have one there.”

8. What is a brain if not… a memory foam that does not persist?

Last updated April 08, 2023