710 pt 2 in idea barrages

1.) Dufresne in the storm drain/DUFRESNE IN THE DRAIN!/Dufresne in the storm drain/ANDY DUFRESNE IN THE STORM DRAIN!

2.) Step One: Find A Farmer Named Andre. Step Two: Sell His Product As "Beets By Dre". Step Three: Profit.

3.) Jamie Oliver Twist wouldn't demand more gruel, he'd rather demand that the gruel be organic and have bedhead that took two hours to create.

4.) Kindness is contagious. Some morning you could wake up with genial warts.

5.) Sometimes he'll tip off cops to local drug dealers in his sleep. He's narcoleptic.

6.) You know what would be a good new word? "Cuddleingus". That's what.

7.) Is there anything more awkward than someone referring to their "fans"? Viewers, readers, listeners, audience: all less presumptuous terms.

8.) Maguffin The Crime Noir Dog.

9.) He's mad 'bout Desdemona/Shakespeare wrote him to be/he's mad 'bout Desdemona/Shakespeare wrote him to be/the guy's name is Othello

10.) His knowledge of the pooping habits of others bordered on excresensory perception.

11.) When life give you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies.

12.) A society's victories are not when the already privileged happen to succeed. A society's victories are when the disadvantaged find comfort.

13.) There aren't enough techno songs sampling the 90s X-Men themesong. Not nearly enough.

14.) Whenever I see a sign that says "free to the public" I fight the urge to write "but what about the privates?" on it.