april 1 in idea barrages

I’m just enough both a butt-end Gen Xer and a nerd about religious history to wanna name something “The Council of Trent Reznor”.

Horror themed restaurants are all about the zombiance.

A three-way at a buffet is really just a Pondo Combo.

I just hope they call the eventual documentary about the brief rise and precipitous fall of suburban white-boy rap-metal “Kornography” is all.

This George Santos cat looks exactly how a character that was a Republican politician trying to still pretend he was cool with the kids would look in a skit on PORTLANDIA. He would be trying to take the mayorship away from Paul Muadib.

Are all these current western shows like YELLOWSTONE or whatever really just BAYWATCH for ladies with a thing for cowboys? Have I cracked a code here?

People will get pedantic and be like “Big Head Todd wasn’t The Monster, Big Head Todd CREATED The Monster” but, really, the pop-grunge movement created them both and maybe, just maybe, that was the real monster.

A dwarf barbarian who refers to the aftermath of her attacks as her “axe bloody spray”.