mar 25 in idea barrages

I enjoy embracing complexity, paradox, the internal contradictions of humanity as we the each of us contain legions. I revel in the fact that we are never just one thing or the other, there is always another level. In other words, I like big buts and I cannot lie.

Ship Hephaestus and Athena. They would make beautiful armor together.

Dating sites terrify me with their desperation and judgement but if I ever create a profile on one, I think my tag-line will be “Herman Munster in the streets, Gomez Addams in the sheets”.

Even if he does eventually find the votes, he will have the least stable influence of any House speaker in the history of the nation. He will be… the Weaker of the House.

Maybe humans were only created so we would eventually invent and manufacture rubber balls so the other animals could chase them around in play. It would make a certain sense.

A cabal against Dr. Eggman. A MaSonic conspiracy.

The bad news is Superman would’ve captured the Blues Brothers early in their adventure & had them arrested before any of the fun. The good news is he’d listen to their plight & crush some charcoal into diamonds under his armpit, saving the orphanage.

Maybe the pyramids were just butt-plugs for the gods.