mar 23 in idea barrages
- March 22, 2023, 9:28 p.m.
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Some people hold grudges so long, they’re practically dry-aged, that’s how old the beef is.
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I have now realized that the optimal parody of Bob Dylan’s “Mississippi” would be about the Superman villain Mr. Mxyzptlk and it is like the lamest sense of nirvana ever.
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A metal album about Thanksgiving called “One Foot In The Gravy”.
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Letting yourself be soft is one of the most important things to learn in all of life. Defenses are needed at times but if your defenses stay up 24/7, you wear yourself out and miss so much of the beauty and joy of an already too hard life.
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He become a sailor to get some vitamin sea and then died from scurvy from a lack of vitamin c.
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Those books people buy just to put along their walls to look smart while never actually reading them? Those are shelf-help books.
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Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz” except every time she sings “Oh Lord” it is followed by that little drum flourish from “In The Air Tonight”.
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If there is ever a community on the internet for death-fakers, I look forward to the day they have to call out someone in their community for never actually having faked with own death.
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