mar 19 in idea barrages

Before his fall to the dark side, was Anakin Skywalker “The Battle Himbo of the Republic”?

It’s easy. The subtitle of the second film in every series should legally be ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, the third FIRE WALK WITH ME and the fourth FOREVER. I’m not sure about the fifth but maybe MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE.

You would think the broken little chips at the bottom of the bag would be the worst, because they’re broken, but they’re actually the best. They marinated into the juices of the past-perfections the longest and in that way became the best. Just like people.

Raisins are my perfect diet food because if you put raisins in something, I’m not eating it.

Would the buttocks in the mid-to-late 19th century be considered “bustle sprouts”?

I think the best way to serve the crossover of the sex weirdo demographic and the doomsday prepper demographic is a fleshlight that is also a regular flashlight.

“Don’t use that varietal of jamba for pie,” she told the cooking class thoughtfully, “that sort of jamba was bred mainly for juice.”

The Spirit of Christmas Past could literally be, like, an old-fashioned cocktail.