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“Federal Breast Inspector” and “Certified Nursing Assistant” are pretty much the same thing from a… certain linguistic point of view.

I refuse to believe any time was cut from Avatar 2. You don’t release a 3 hour 15 death march with scraps on the cutting room floor. A film only becomes that long because the director’s a psychopath narcissist who hands the assembly cut to the studio & screams “L’ETAT C’EST MOI!”

It isn’t “go woke, go broke” / it’s “think you are based, charges you’ll face” / just ask Andrew Tate!

He was nervous about his ability to maintain his position as a dandy, you could tell by his fop sweat.

I’m just saying, if people have Christmas In July on July 25th, we can also have Halloween in April on the last day of April. It’s possible. We can do this.

America as “Dollar Tree/General”, England has “Poundland”, would continental Europe get “The Euro Bureau”? (I am far too bad at learning a secondary language to try and figure a pun in French/Spanish/Italian/German, etc.)

I still say Marvel missed a trick when they called a character who could create temporary clones “Multiple Man” instead of “The Divisible Man”.

I’ve been singing “Baby Shark” to the tune of the instrumental intro to Bowie’s “The Dreamers” all day and it’s not wrong.