mar 5 in idea barrages

A workplace sitcom about a funeral home called MOURNING PEOPLE.

A movie about a serial killer who beats people to death with a weighted purse called ACCESSORY TO MURDER.

“Are you getting over that cold?” the bishop asked the knight. “Mostly,” the knight replied, “but I’m still a little hoarse.”

Running up to Hadrian’s Wall in England and hella yellin’ “HADRIAN! HADRIAN!” like Rocky, THAT’s the good stuff.

When Dracula slumbers in his casket, is he undead? Unalive? We cannot know until it is opened. This is the intellectual exercise called “Schrödinger’s Bat”.

Determining at what point the feces was officially vomit in “2 Girls 1 Cup” video is the brain-teaser called the Shit of Theseus Dilemma.

There was actually supposed to be a Little Bass Player Boy along with the Little Drummer Boy but if you think bass amps are hard to move now, imagine how hard it was before vans. He got there January 10th.

It’s never been last year, never been yesterday. It’ll never be tomorrow, never a next year. There’s only now, always now, you only get so much now personally, but it always has been, always will be. That’s important to remember, especially at the time of arbitrary tracking flip.