mar 1 in idea barrages

But what’d be even more terrifying than the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be the Four Horsegirls of the Apocalypse.

Did we ever get a Ghostbusters / Pac-Man crossover? There’s a lot of synergies there.

Neil Coal was trapped under dense rock formations for millions of year before finally emerging as Neil Diamond.

I mean, it ain’t really Christmas until an ornament falls off the tree, shattering into 600,000 tiny shards of death. Really, we oughta just sacrifice one ceremonially at the start, under a napkin like at a Jewish wedding, to proactively please the Yule spirits.

A hentai Christmas carol called “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Dicktits”.

I wonder if “la la, la la la la, la la la la la” is actually, like, the Smurfs national anthem and it’s really kind of totalitarian that they’re singing it all the time, the only song they know, that’s how deep they are into the cult of El Papa.

song for the dog “we are lucky to have Ollie/rufrufrufrufruf, rufrufrufruf/his mischief makes things so jolly/ rufrufrufrufruf, rufrufrufruf/nothing that he does is subtle/ rufrufrufrufruf, rufrufrufruf/whoops, he made another puddle/rufrufrufrufruf, rufrufrufruf”

Hot Take: When they were writing “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas”, they clearly had no idea how to end the thing and just said “Christmas” a few more times then gave up. It’s a classic but it does not stick the landing.