mar 3 in idea barrages

Considering there are two classic good-bad movies where Santa battles the Devil and Martians, separately, it implies a shared universe where a movie about the Martians battling the denizens of hell and I would watch the HELL out of that.

And Ray Kroc saw that Ronald was lonely so he pulled out one of Ronald’s McRibs and formed from it a mate, Birdie The Early Bird.

They’re wrong, you know. You can go home again. The issue is you can’t come back unchanged. The journey changes you, the time changes where you came from too. You can go home again but every time it’s something new.

And a Merry Pavlovmas to all of those who salivate.

DIE HARD isn’t a Christmas movie just because it happened during the Christmas season, just like the fact that you’re living through an absurd dystopian period doesn’t make you MAD MAX.

A mash-up of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” and “Oh! Sweet Nuthin” would probably punish.

A samurai rabbit who delivers martial arts lessons to kids who weren’t really naughty or nice enough for Santa or Krampus called Usagi Yochrimbo.

How did I never realize that Sonic Youth’s “Bull In The Heather” is basically just a deconstructed sous-vide lo-fi version of “Fortunate Son”?