feb 25 in idea barrages

SIMPLY / HAVING / A PROBLEM WITH ALL THESE MIMES / SIMPLY / HAVING / A PROBLEM WITH ALL THESE MIMES

It’s a cross between “Hooters” and “Chili’s” and it’s called “Fapplebees”.

How did they not subtitle that Robert Patterson Batman movie “BATMAN: THE KNIGHT IS YOUNG”? That one’s just a gimmie.

Refill the Babybell cheese wax with Silly Putty. Refill the Babybell cheese wax with Silly Putty. Refill the Babybell cheese wax with Silly Putty and wait for the greatness to come.

However much fan-fiction exists about ALF attempting to make a meal of Garfield, it is not nearly enough.

I kind of want Mrs. Claus’ first name to be MARTHA just so that he can really confuse Superman and Batman.

I’ve come to the realization that since Mario does seem to have a medical doctorate, he would be a pretty good candidate for being a Batman villain.

You will write your saucy “Little House on the Prarie” fan-fiction under the nom-de-plume “Laura Ingalls Wildest”.