feb 27 in idea barrages

The problem isn’t telling rich morons like Trump or Musk what they want to hear so you can take their money. They morally deserve to be scammed! The problem is all the rubes who will believe the lies the rich people then repeat in public, wreaking havoc. That’s the issue.

His cousin the Pedantic Grinch, however, hates all the Whoms in Whomville.

A holiday standard about falling in love with a luchadore called “Santos Baby”.

I swear to God, you can enjoy a movie or television show or book without immediately making your only focus trying to imagine which characters should have sex with each other. There are absolutely other levels you can enjoy them on. Try it, it opens up infinite possibilities!

There must have been some magic in the old silk hat we found, for when he placed it on his head, he gained a +1 bonus to AC, advantage on initiative and resistance to psychic damage.

“Your Woman” by the band White Town except about how he could never be your wolfman.

In some ways it’s sad Morbius was such a bad film, we could’ve eventually had a fifth one where the credits song could’ve been a Mambo Number Five parody called “Morbin Number Five”.

Humidifiers are nice but imagine if there were Humilifiers we could sneak into the houses of the powerful to possibly inoculate their lungs with a little bit of humility. That’d be awesome.