feb 21 in idea barrages

Must be crazy to be the leftovers after a big delicious meal. It must be like The Rapture but for food.

Dating a heating-and-cooling mechanic comes with fridge benefits.

The Christmas song “Gloria” but, like, about having agita.

A movie about a mafia boss who converts to Islam called “RamaDon”.

Late night television in the old days was potentially Carsonogenic.

A parody of “Ebony and Ivory” about the agonizer booths in the Star Trek mirror universe called “Agony and Irony”.

An album of Dinosaur Jr covers with big-band instruments called “DINOSAUR SENIOR”.

I’m old enough to remember when “eating ass” was a term for crashing your skateboard, not analingus.