feb 23 in idea barrages

If we really want to go into space, have we considered smashing antipasto and pasto together and harnessing the energy of their mutual annihilation?

If you’re hired to run a snowplow in the plateau around the Watertown area, are you doing a Tug job?

No no no, Berenstain were the authors. The weird fundamentalist tracts their son published after they died were Berenstain’s Monster.

Removing the Earth’s middle layers would totally dis-mantle it.

“I think, therefore iambic” - Bill Shakespeare

My best idea for a Christmas Guns N Roses song so far is “Yule Could Be Mine” and it’s not much but it’s a start.

On the satellite radio, Elton John’s “Step into Christmas” was only displaying as “Step Into Christ” and that sounds like a really weird song with a really weird message.

I just realized that “London Calling” and the theme to the cartoon “Bucky O’Hare” would mash-up perfectly. You now need to know that too. Forever. You will never forget this.