feb 19 in idea barrages

I still like to believe that “The Babysitters Club” was named not after the protagonists but rather the cudgel they shared to bludgeon particularly unruly children into slumber.

Did the alt-rock group Franz Ferdinand ever tour with a rapper called Otto Von Bizmarkee?

Does Ludwig Von Drake in the Disney cartoons have a doctorate? Does that make him Dr. Drake? Can he have a team up with Eminem?

If Jesus comes back, He will never be able to have a McDonaldland birthday party because McDonalds is closed on Christmas. And that’s sad. Dude’s been through a lot, He deserves that weird fake-frosting cake if He wants it.

In a world of Clint Eastwoods, be a Clint Howard. One Clint Eastwood is already too much but Clint Howards, we need a lot more of those.

“I think, therefore it’s-a me” - Mario Descartes

An Italian restaurant with a “take a penne, leave a penne” jar up front by the cash-box.

A Christmas version of “Jenga” called “Jingle”. Maybe the bricks have bells embedded in them so the inevitable collapse is absolutely festive as hell.