feb 13 in idea barrages

In North Dakota, Super Mario Brothers 2 was originally called Okie-Dokie Panic.

The greatest name for a punk rock band is, of course, JON ARBUCKLE’S FAT PUSSY.

A parody of Paul Simon’s Kodachrome about the lost Roanoke Colony called “Croatoan”.

A parody of Eleanor Rigby about Taika Waititi would parse out perfectly.

The best argument for a Never Ending Story / Star Wars mash-up is, of course, The Millennium Falcor.

Another great name for a band? The Filth Element.

Your rockabilly band could be called Eldritch Presley. Right now. You could do that.

What would be great would be Gérard Depardieu doing a court-ordered anti-drug PSA and referring to smoking crack as a real “depar-don’t”.