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I think FULL-FAT HIGH-MOISTURE MOZZARELLA is a great name for a band.

I just don’t know why the adult film industry doesn’t call their end-of-year awards show “The Peepholes’ Choice Awards”. It’s right there. The pun is right there. Why am I the only one seeing the puns that are right there?

Imagine, ruining a local economy by putting all the small businesses… out of business… and then acting all surprised when the people you made unemployed steal from you out of desperation. You reap what you sow, Wal-Mart/etc.

Discount Pencil Sharpeners - We Pass The Shavings Onto You!

A parody of R.E.M. “Nightswimming” about the hot dog making process called “Meat Trimmings”.

The field of Economics probably has actual applications of some kind but in popular media, it seems mainly focused on creating plausible narratives to justify established power-structures & apologetics for bald-faced cruelties. We are not predestined to be so awful to each other.

The best part about really really good seats to a show, especially a largely instrumental show, is watching what the instrumentalists think they’re supposed to be acting out to sell the audience on their performance. Goofy? Intense? Sexy? Studious? It’s wild.

When you say “McDonalds shakes” you could mean the drink and you could mean the effect of all its chemicals on your body.