jan 22 in idea barrages
- Jan. 21, 2023, 11:40 p.m.
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Will Garvey is a celebrated private detective but he’s really a front man for his super-intelligent talking cat Biscuits, who really solves all the crimes. They are BISCUITS AND GARVEY.
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If you want to pretend you don’t know someone on a cellphone call on Christmas, you can instead say “NEW PHONE, WHAT CHILD IS THIS?”
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You can’t hide your Italian cooking mistakes forever. A bad penne always turns up.
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Limp Bizkit taught us that groups of people loping about in red ball caps were up to no good but we did not respect The Prophecy and here we are.
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Treating someone like they’re gullible because they’re stoned is called “grasslighting”.
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I feel like there’s a way to sing the words to Sir Mix A Lot’s “Baby Got Back” over the music of Paul Simon’s “Homeward Bound”. (This is the kind of thing I think about when commuting.)
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Superman’s secret older brother No-El, better known as Santa Claus.
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A porno spoof of “12 Angry Men” called “Hung Jury”.
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