7.4 in idea barrages

1.) Indie rock bands live on twee lime pie.

2.) Bottom feeding. Squid tested, mollusk approved.

3.) Do the Chinese get offended when a big action movie has a couple token scenes in China to make it more marketable there? I would.

4.) Or how about a mash-up of Bowie "heroes" and Queen "a kind of magic"?

5.) The upside to not being able to find a job is that the Supreme Court can't make an employer legislate my personal life if I don't have one?

6.) I'm dismayed to realize that the end of American Soccer Fad #347 won't make you suddenly care about my obsession with Mets roster minutiae.

7.) "End Times Post-Apocalyptic Dinner and Tournament" is definitely a four A.M. idea.

8.) A bakeshop selling four sided pastries called "Pie Are Squared".

9.) It's fun to pretend there was a shadow conspiracy that mandated nun-chucks as the official weapon of the 80s.

10.) The Tooth Fairy came to me in a dream & told me I don't have to respect the rights of bigots & profiteers. What say you, SCOTUS?

11.) The NES game "Bayou Billy" is a lot more fun if you pretend he is Torgo from "Manos The Hands of Fate".

12.) When using a bad Russian accent, avoid talking about a jet-ski. It will only leave everyone confused.