6.29 in idea barrages

1.) He was the flashiest sexual-reassignment surgeon in the world. Everyone said he really knew how to make an entrance.

2.) In a rare simultaneous case of Stockholm and Jerusalem Syndromes, she believed herself kidnapped by Moses.

3.) I might be an agnostic preacher but I don't know. I'm not sure.

4.) MC Hammer takes a handicap in role-playing games and refuses to use the advantages of natural 20s. He's too legit to crit.

5.) You should start a lobbying group for true underground rap, just so you can call it TUPAC.

6.) Another parody un-written because the base song is so unlistenable: I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOKIE.

7.) Some people demand to purchase direct from a blacksmith, believing that whoever smelt it dealt it.

8.) Papa Don't Preach/Marshmallow Peeps seems obvious.

9.) "George R.R. Martin Lawrence" seems like a comedy premise.

10.) When we figure out which Zappa album synchs up best with BIRDEMIC, the "Eagles Ripped My Flesh Rzzzzz" project will be complete.