6.27 in idea barrages

1.) Polo would have a lot more cross-cultural appeal had they just called it "horse hockey".

2.) We'll tie our hair back w/ lobster claw bands salvaged from the dumpster of a four-star restaurant & put our faces to the wind.

3.) It's about college kids on break orchestrating a bank heist so they won't have such horrible student loans. "The Summer Job".

4.) High time for a female Monster Cereal. Some kind of witch hawking Cacklin' Oat Bran, maybe.

5.) Indie bands covering rap songs in a tediously ironic fashion will now be referred to as "twee funk era, funked out with a hipsta twist".

6.) Do you know how long THE ROOM had me convinced the famous SF run was called "Beta Breakers" instead of "Bay to Breakers"?

7.) In my head canon, Tim Robbins character in HOWARD THE DUCK is the son of Andy Dufresne. Because why not.

8.) At any given moment, John Rys Davies could actually be John Rys Davies or Discount Brian Blessed, Schrodinger's Cat-style.

9.) The reality show about Ollie would be called "The Dog Whimperer".