d 9 in idea barrages

Put Christmas bows on each side of your headphones. Congratulations! You now have Bows Headphones.

What was Eminem thinking, rapping about spaghetti? Who did he think he was, Def Boyardee?

The ideal mash-up of a horror movie and a Broadway musical is, of course, “Poltergeist Superstar”.

Imagine dying and it turns out Garfield is in charge of the afterlife. The Garfield and Friends theme starts just as the light leaves your eyes. “COME ON IN, IT’S TIME TO PARTY WITH GODFIELD AND FRIENDS! GODFIELD AND FRIENDS!” It’d at least be interesting.

INDIANA JONES AND THE APPLE OF ERIS starring Harrison Fnord.

After years of diligent toil on film sets, Billy Immodium finally worked his way up from Immodium P.A. to Immodium A.D.

New Jersey’s elite Amazonian fighting force, The Bayonnettes.

Why say “sugar mommy” when you can say “succor mom”?