d 7 in idea barrages

A movie where you unmask a wrestler and the mask attaches to your face, forcing you uncontrollably into the life of a luchador called THE SANTOS CLAUSE.

Look, this is probably a moment where we should all come back around to something we can all agree on: Shasta McNasty was the worst name for a television program ever and at least we have that together.

It sucks having to pretend it’s “inflation” and not price gouging, just because the companies doing the price gouging are the ones that buy the ads on the news shows and in the newspapers.

Why say “works as an artisan” when you can say “does hand jobs”?

A company announces mass crushing layoffs, ruining countless thousands of lives, and the stock market makes it more valuable for the effort. Something is broken.

I feel like the timeline where we embraced the taste of the Arch Deluxe is probably working out a lot better.

If you trade Pokemon with someone in the first town, is that a Pallet Swap?

I’m probably the last person you’d think would have Opinions About Multi-Tools, but here is mine: 99% of the time, the scissors are a complete waste of space because they’re too small to cut anything better than the knife blade can. Throw a dedicated pry in there instead, dog!