d 5 in idea barrages

Don’t “toxic positivity” yourself, either. You don’t gotta say you’re AMAZING or GREAT or ALPHA or GIRLBOSS, faking it until you make that will only disappoint you. That’s too much pressure. You’re pretty good. You are a solid human. You’re okay. You are adequate as hell!

A D&D spell called “Sugar Ray” that, against your opponent’s will, causes them to Fly.

Last night I dreamed an entire theatrical 3 hour “Avengers: Endgame” style Dr. Who movie, sometimes watching it, sometimes as a minor character in it, sometimes watching the behind-the-scenes in a museum exhibit about it. My brain completely derailed last night, it was bonkers.

It’s easy to tell people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps when your daddy bought you designer boots.

Truth is, major league sports shouldn’t be privately owned. They should be owned by their municipality, stewarded by a public official, most of the revenue going back to the athletes who generated the profit with their labor. They shouldn’t make the fail-sons of wealth richer.

The bonkers, absolutely bonkers, advertising move would be for plain ol’ Cheerios to start calling for a month long boycott of their honey version for No Nut November. It would work though! It would get (forgive the pun) buzz.

Important thing to know, hate to say it, is most of America isn’t taking sides in a slapmatch btwn a delusional billionaire & a million well-intentioned-but-ineffective slacktivists. They don’t even know it’s happening. They only care if their football team’s in the playoff hunt.

Learning to play heavy metal guitar and actually joining the band Mastodon seems an easier task than figuring out how to use the maddeningly techy decentralized social media… thing… Mastodon.