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The day you gain access to magic, every year after, that’s your mannaversary.

If you are from a blended Hindu/Jewish family, I just want you to know, you could probably sing “Bhagavad Gita” to the tune of “Hava Nagila” and please both sides.

The end of the world as you know it is just the beginning of the world as someone else will know it. The mall was the death of the beloved downtown, e-commerce was the death of the beloved mall. We’re too short-lived to see, it’s all just loops, baby.

My tail-end of Generation X update of Steely Dan’s “Hey Nineteen” involves the lines “way back in ‘97” and “hey nineteen, that’s Guns N Roses, she don’t remember Axl Rose”.

Learning the good stuff is difficult and important. Unlearning the bad stuff is excruciating and absolutely vital. Both of these things are true.

Do you have anxiety because of the fall-out of your inability to concentrate or do you have no ability to concentrate because you’re overwhelmed by anxiousness?

You actually have neat and tidy clothing drawers? I mean, congratulations on being bureautypical but it doesn’t help the rest of us.

In the updated for 2022 version of “Centerfold”, the guy discovers his high school crush as an ASMR youtuber, licking latex ears on camera with an Onlyfans link in the description.