n 27 in idea barrages

I hope the next big social media is honest and just calls itself “Skinner Box”. I would appreciate the candor.

Less “Significantly Advanced Science Posing As Magic” More “Bizarrely Tweaked Magic Posing As Science”.

Why be a”seller of collectable coffee cups” when you can be a “mug dealer”?

It’s a shame people snort cocaine and smoke marijuana as opposed to the other way around because “nasal basil” would be a really fun slang for snorting marijuana.

Panda Express suggests the existence of Panda Limited-Stops and Panda Local.

Buffalo Wild Wings and Red Bull could team-up for a really successful “Red Bull Literally Gives You Wings” promotion but, again, the world does not ask for my vision and suffers for it.

Why call horror movie stars “scream queens” when we could call them “splatter-day saints”?

Walking the fine line between allowing your children to engage in the magical fictions of our culture and setting them up to have their hearts broken down the road is the process of Clausible Deniability.