n 29 in idea barrages

If you wear really flashy clothes that are nearly worn out, that style is called “glamshackle”.

There were originally a sensible amount of vowels in the term for someone from Utah, but the Mormon church demands a tithe of vowels each year so they got stuck with “Utahn”.

A head-canon where, in Homestarrunner, when Strong Bad imagines Homsar as a “modestly hot girl” “you know, the kind that are only sorta hot/so they don’t mess around with other guys!” that Homsar turns out to a Theme-Park Youtuber. Because that describes all theme park youtubers.

The first rule of Yacht Club is everyone is a bastard in Yacht Club. The second rule of Yacht Club is everyone is a bastard in Yacht Club.

Rebrand German Christmas cakes for patriotic holidays and call your company “Stollen Valour”.

I have a mid-August birthday and my younger brother has an early November birthday. This is the first time I’ve ever seen my birthday’s weather on my brother’s birthday. It seems ridiculous that there are still people brainwashed enough to deny climate change.

An entire album of Modest Mouse parodies about The Great Space Coaster called “Gnus For People Who Love Bad News”.

Why call it a “sperm sample” when you could call it “the breeders cup”?