n 19 in idea barrages

America’s “Tin Man” except it’s about the Thimble Theatre comic strip. “OH POPEYE DIDN’T HAVE NOTHING FOR THE SEA HAG THAT SHE DIDN’T, DIDN’T ALREADY HAVE”.

Last minute costume idea: Blonde bob wig, striped sweater, leopard print tights, high heels, knife glove. “Freddy Cougar”.

“Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend” this “Big Tiddy Goth Girfriend” that, where’s the love for the “Long Leggy Yoga Girlfriend”? She needs her due as well.

Social media around Halloween transcends the idea of mere thirst traps, they become a veritable thirst minefield. Everyone with the confidence, showing off whatever they got. I’m not judging, I’m just saying.

Head-canon: the Denton in “The Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton” and the Denton in Rocky Horror are the same Denton.

If the depths of autumn make you feel like you’ve run out of thyme, that’s just seasonal depression.

This Halloween, remember that the scariest things in the world were never vampires or bogeymen or ghosts. The scariest things in the world are the wonderful things we were too stupid or scared to make a go at. A jump scare is but a moment. Regrets, they’re the real terror.

In my head-canon, the funerary church in BIG FISH and the funerary church in THE BIG CHILL are the same church.